The Occultist: A Miscellany of the Strange

From the picture windows in Pam cliff top home on the northwest end of Finley Point, they watched for about five minutes as it swam northeasterly away from shore toward the main part of the lake. They were so surprised that Pam briefly forgot her camera was nearby. She rushed to retrieve it and managed to snap a picture, but it was too far away to identify.

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—	Apparently there’s a Flathead Nessie? According to many sources, Flathead Nessie has been plying the waters of the Montana lake by that name (biggest naturally occurring freshwater lake in the lower 48) since the 1930s.

'Beast of Bont returns' - UK Telegraph »

Locals say the creature killing their sheep is a mysterious large cat. I’m saying werewolves. You heard it here first.

Mother-of-two Sue Langham was astonished to see the animal sitting on her back door step on Rivington Road at 5am on Monday morning.

The animal - about the size of a small dog with the head of a fox and a muscly body - was making a noise that sounded like a ‘strangled wolf’.

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—	Have you seen mystery creature? (From Messenger Newspapers) The British have a long and fun history of seeing strange animals. As usual this is probably a mangy dog, but who knows if chupacabras can just travel through wormholes to seek prey in places other than Mexico? IT COULD HAPPEN.

Mysterious ‘Monster’ Washes Up In Seal Beach, CA - April 26, 2012 (by Sheilaaliens)

THIS IS MY JAM.

Looks just like the Montauk Monster.

This 55 foot long fish was recently found on the seashore in Guangdong, China. And no one seems to know what it is.

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The vast majority of cryptid canine photos pegged as chupacabra or some such nonsense are some sort of poor animal with mange or some other disease. But what the hell is this thing? Its appearance is canine, overall, but it’s a truly bizarre-looking canine.

This photo and others were made recently by a resident of Bloomfield Twp, MI. Check them out here.

Thai Berry Picker Disappears in Finland: Did He Fall Prey to Some Kind of Cryptid? »

Searches have been underway in Finland for a Thai national who worked on a berry-picking crew. The man disappeared without a trace.

One of the man’s last communications was via (presumably) cell phone. During that call he expressed concern about some kind of animal, which he may have identified as a dog - or dog-like.

I’ve never heard of a big problem with werewolves in Finland. If they do have them, I bet their hair is perfect.

Mothman: Hey, Bigfoot, what do you wanna do tonight?

Bigfoot: Same thing we do every night, Mothman: listen to Dr. Dre while I shoot out the windows of the offices for The Weekly World News with my Bigfoot gun.

Mothman: Dude, that’s a really unimaginative name for your dick.

I’m almost afraid to open this, I like it so much.

Also: FUCK YEAH MOTHMAN.