El Chupacabra Debunked? New Evidence Suggests Legendary Beast Isn’t Real (by slatester)
WHO WILL SUCK THE GOATS NOW?
El Chupacabra Debunked? New Evidence Suggests Legendary Beast Isn’t Real (by slatester)
WHO WILL SUCK THE GOATS NOW?

The Chupacabra comes to Wisconsin!
That, or a mangy fox. Read the article linked above, regard the photo and you be the judge.

The vast majority of cryptid canine photos pegged as chupacabra or some such nonsense are some sort of poor animal with mange or some other disease. But what the hell is this thing? Its appearance is canine, overall, but it’s a truly bizarre-looking canine.
This photo and others were made recently by a resident of Bloomfield Twp, MI. Check them out here.
Chupacabra spotted near Tecumseh? - KFOR
Chupacabra blahblahblah.
Teens in Tecumseh, OK say they’ve spotted a chupa. They say they saw the goatsucker in the woods near the local high school an backed up the assertion with a cell phone pic.
Naturally, skeptical wildlife experts were consulted and poo-pooing was done.
Are local goats intact or dead and bloodless by the fenceline? If so, no chupa.
Another motherlovin’ chupacabra story, yo:
Some say it’s a fox or coyote, others a dog.
Others are bit more creative, suggesting it’s the legendary Chupacabra, an animal that supposedly sucks the blood of livestock.
Fact or fiction, we’ll let you be the judge.
I judge that it’s some sort of funky looking hybrid canine and not much to write home about. I prefer my chupacabras to be bipedal and lizardy.