Awesome bizarro theory of the day: Keanu Reeves is actually French actor Paul Mounet and is immortal.
EDIT: I had to note, just in case anyone actually bought this weirdness for a minute, that Mounet died a fairly normal death at 75 and it looks like the location of his body at time of death was indeed known. More here…
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Don’t believe the government agent’s edit, he is immortal. You know it to be true.
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This has always been my favorite crackpot theory. If I ever meet Keanu Reeves, I’m gonna shout “Hey Paul!” and see what...
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I don’t want to shit on any theories but If Keanu Reeves has been acting since the turn of the century the practice and...
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you’d think he’d be a better actor after all those years
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TED LOGAN WAS THE TRUTH!!!!
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Hahahahaha, this is epic!
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Yes, he is THE ONE.
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